Doyouthinkhesawus - Rex

Merril having been a midwife has seen all sorts of names come and go.  There have been phases where a particular name was popular.   I am thinking Peter was a fairly popular name when I was born.  I am amazed at how many Peter’s there are in my generation. 
I think the same thing must have happened in the dinosaur world.  So many had Rex in their name.  It seems to me no wonder the dinosaurs died out.  Just about every dinosaur would have raised their heads when the call went out, “Rex, breakfast is ready.”
So many would have come to breakfast and there would not be enough food for everyone.  That would have led to fights.
The Douthinkhesawus Rex many have had trouble with sight, but hearing was not a problem.  But his problem with sight would have been his undoing.  Along with all the others he would have come to breakfast but when the food ran out, he would have not known what hit him.  Literally.  You could saw he never saw it coming.
Anyway the Doyouthinkhesawus Rex would have been one of the first to go.  He would not have stood a chance against the likes of T-Rex or Indominus Rex.  Rex may have been Latin for king, but he would have been dethroned pretty quickly.
I personally am pretty glad they died out.  I so would not like to answer a knock at the door and have a big dinosaur eye staring at me.  Combined with the teeth I would be instituting my plan quickly.  Trouble is I would realize my plan probably lacked somewhat.
We would no doubt need to live in dinosaur proof enclosures.  That may have worked for the Dinosaurs who walked everywhere, but what about the flying ones.  Would not matter if they were just dropping in for a cuppa, we would probably think the worst.  Especially if a rogue one had used that before just as an excuse to get at us.
We would need to employ “dinosaur spotters.”  Their sole job would be to scan the skies for incoming dinosuars.  What happened then would be their responsibility.  That would be why they were being paid the big bucks.  They would really have no control over where one landed when it was brought down.  Real Estate would probably be really cheap next to an enclosure.
A swam of them would be harder to deal with.  Getting set upon by them would probably be the lead story in the tv news that night if it did not happen that often.  If it happened a lot though it would probably hardly get a mention.  In the tabloids it would probably be on the eight page, bottom right, and take about four lines.
Anyway, not my problem.  I haven’t seen a live one.  Good thing too I reckon.