Debatable Cause

I’m excited.  I don’t know why I did not think of it before.  I have been wracking my brain as to how I could support a worthy cause.  But I have had a Eureka moment.  I can BE a worthy cause.
The idea came to me when I was watching an ad telling people they could donate their house or land or car to a particular cause when they pass on. 
The thing for me is, after I pass on how would I know where the money is going?  Way around it?  Give all the money to me now.  That way a person knows where all the money is going upfront.  I would keep good accounts.  A private investigator could find my contact details.
I would use my time in Barbados wisely.  An advantage of living in Barbados is my offshore bank account would not be far away.  I would be saving on the costs of expensive phone calls and ensuring that maximum bang for buck was being obtained.  That’s responsible.
I would make sure that as little as possible went into administration.  But I am a realist enough to know that lie lows cost money.  Cleaning the pool is often an overlooked hidden cost.  Drinks and straws do not come cheap.  Even in bulk.
I have thought it through.  I want to take things even further.  I reckon a person does not need wait until they pass into the great beyond.  They could give everything to me now.  Why?  Well, that way a person could have a warm feeling seeing the fruit of their labour.  They could experience the warm glow of knowing their generosity is helping someone.
I reckon all that remains is for me to provide an untraceable bank account and get the word out.